As always, The Onion has figured out where we’re going before the “real” media do, this time pointing out the likely way we will come to embrace our TECHNOCORRECTIONS future.
"Out of a test group of 180, 172 study participants reported a dramatic rise in their passion for pharmaceutical companies," said Pfizer director of clinical research Suzanne Frost. "And 167 asked their doctors about a variety of prescription medications they had seen on TV."
Frost said a small percentage of test subjects showed an interest in becoming lobbyists for one of the top five pharmaceutical companies, and several browsed eBay for drug-company apparel.
(h/t Omni Brain)