Wednesday, December 19, 2007


As always, The Onion has figured out where we’re going before the “real” media do, this time pointing out the likely way we will come to embrace our TECHNOCORRECTIONS future.

"Out of a test group of 180, 172 study participants reported a dramatic rise in their passion for pharmaceutical companies," said Pfizer director of clinical research Suzanne Frost. "And 167 asked their doctors about a variety of prescription medications they had seen on TV."

Frost said a small percentage of test subjects showed an interest in becoming lobbyists for one of the top five pharmaceutical companies, and several browsed eBay for drug-company apparel.

(h/t Omni Brain)

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